What do you have to say for yourself! You, a mighty statue, falling for this human! You don't even know how they WORK and you love it! It seemed my heart and my conscience were in an eternal battle. My heart was happy, overflowing with joy that it's feelings were finally recognized. Then my conscience, yelling at me for not being careful, for letting my feelings be acknowledged.. It's like the two were mortal enemies, and making me feel the consequenses.
"Well..." I said, choking on my own words. "What about it.." It was so hard to speak, so hard to even think. I wanted to do so many things at once right now. I wanted to hug and kiss the man, I wanted to cry, I wanted to yell, I wanted to hide, I wanted, wanted, wanted. Now isn't the time to think of what you want, Stephano.. It's time to think of what HE wants.
My face was red hot, and Pewdie was pretty pink too. It was obvious he was having a hard time speaking as well. I felt the grip he had on my hand tighten, making me blush more. He scooted closer, and I watched his face, his every move. The next few moments happened in a quick flash.
Next thing I know, Pewdie's lips were against mine in a passionate kiss. His arms were wrapped around my shoulders as he sat on my lap facing me. I didn't fight, I didn't question. I was getting what I wanted now, and what he wanted. I placed my hands on his hips, pulling him closer. I allowed our lips to dance in an endless ectasy. He ran his fingers through my golden hair, and it felt amazing to have it played with. It was a moment like this that I wish me and Pewdie could share forever.
I strolled happily down the hallway, knowing that the King Bro was around here somewhere. I was bored, and tired of being alone. I didn't know if he already found some of the group, or if he was all alone.. I'd prefer either one... One option possibly more than the other..
I laughed a little at my own pervy thought, and kept walking down the dark halls. I noticed one door has a huge cut on it. Stephano, you really need to chill the fuck out, bro. I thought, looking at the cut in the door. Might as well check, see if the Pewds and the Golden God are in..
I looked through the gash in the door, to see the most... Shocking... Of things. There sat Pewdie on Stephano's lap, kissing him with his hands on his head. And Stephano... He was kissing him back? He had his hands on the Swede's hips, and didn't seem to mind the fact his hair was showing. What... WHAT IS THIS!?! I always thought that Pewdie may be gay, or at least bisexual, but Stephano!?! I smiled pervertedly as I watched the free show through the crack.
Then a thought crossed my mind of what Stephano would do to me if he found out.. I'll roast you and turn you to bacon, you pig! his yells echoed in my head. I smirked and sighed. What did I have to lose? Pewdie wouldn't let him kill me, and Stephano, obviously, loved him too much to disobey.I kicked open the door and shouted.
"HELLO, MY LITTLE LOVE BIRDS!" I screamed. Both of the men jumped, startled from my inturuptance. Pewdie scurried off Stephano's lap and sat next to him instead, blushing madly. I thought it was hilarious, I had to hold back laughter.
Then I turned to Stephano to see HIS reaction.. He wore a face of pure shock, and his cheeks were redder than a brick as he scurried to grab his hat. His expression made me lose it, bursting out laughing.
"P-Piggeh! What a sight for sore eyes!" Pewdie said, trying to push off what just happened.
"I'm sure Stephano's face, centimeters away from yours is a better sight!" I said between breaths, laughing harder as Pewdie blushed more. In the midst of my laughter, I felt a hard, cold, fist slam against my cheek knocking me over.
I opened my eyes, wiping the blood from my mouth. Stephano stood over me, face angry yet blushing. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE, DOING!?! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING!?! YOUR SUCH A CHIENNE BAISE PUTAIN!" he shouted. I had no clue what he said, but I knew it was French, and that probably means it was bad. I looked over to Pewdie and watched him slowly get up, lightly hugging Stephano's arm.
"Please, Stephy, don't hurt him.. It wasn't his fault." Pewdie, said, looking up at Stephano.
The golden man blushed more as he looked at Pewdie, then stepped off of me. "Fine, but only because you said, and you are the leader of the bro army.."
"Sure, THATS why." I said..
I swear, no matter how many times he hits me, I'll never learn my lesson..